I get asked this question a lot and I always make up some excuse. “Oh, it’s just one animal cracker, really”. “Oh, I have it on the counter. I don’t have it on the counter,”. “I just don’t have any crackers on hand,”. “I don’t know, I might have some,”.
The answer is three. The cracker on the counter is a marshmallow. The cracker on the counter is a peanut butter. The cracker on the counter is an apple.
The problem here is the word “animal.” Most people are not aware that crackers are just crackers. Peanut butter is just peanut butter. Marshmallows are just marshmallows. And of course the “butter” on the jar is an “egg”. “Honey” is just “honey.
It seems like the same thing applies to a jar of crackers. Many people seem to think that crackers are just crackers. The person at the counter is just peanut butter. The person at the counter is just an apple. The person at the counter is just a marshmallow. The person at the counter is just an egg.
Just because something is edible doesn’t mean it’s always delicious. What you think of as a “cracker,” may not be what you think of as a “cracker.” There are many different types of crackers, and even though most of them contain the same ingredients it’s important to know what’s in each one. You can find a nice list of crackers at Wikipedia.
This is called the “cracker conundrum” because if you had to eat just one cracker, what would it be? There are a lot of options. A peanut butter and jelly kind of cracker. A marshmallow kind of cracker. A peanut butter and jam kind of cracker. A marshmallow and jelly kind of cracker. A marshmallow and jam kind of cracker. A marshmallow and peanut butter kind of cracker.
I’m not a huge fan of crackers in general, but if it will let me eat a whole bunch of them, then I might consider it. I still have to think about it though. I’m not sure exactly what kind of crackers are in the jar and what the ingredients are. It’s a cracker conundrum, it’ll be interesting to see what happens.
They are indeed crackers. Or at least, most of them are. It’s possible that the jar of crackers is full of peanut butter and jelly crackers or marshmallows and marshmallows. It’s also possible that there are peanut butter and marshmallow crackers in the jar, although I don’t think the jar is full of marshmallows.
You can also use crackers to make a delicious treat; just boil some crackers in water for a bit then stir it until the crackers plump up and the water turns brown. It is then delicious.
Peanut butter and jelly crackers are not really animal crackers. They are crackers that come from the peanut butter and jelly factory in the USA. You can find peanut butter and jelly crackers in many grocery stores, so if you are a cracker fan, you can make them at home.